I know that some of you will beg to differ, but I really did have the most amazing dog, ever.
That said, JJ and I were cruising around town in my truck. Obviously, she was in the bed. JJ's head usually towered over the cab of my truck, but she liked to ride around with her head chilling through the slider window. Sometimes, I'd leave the slider closed so she'd enjoy the sunshine, instead of trying to climb into the cab with me.
On this particular day, I had the slider closed, but both the windows rolled down and we were jamming to some Jason Mraz. I don't exactly remember what our destination was, I know we were headed north on State St. in Orem and about to turn right.
There was a youngish couple standing on the corner waiting to cross and JJ always has to acknowledge everyone. As we pulled up to the corner, she went over to that side of the truck to check them out. As we slowed and started the turn, JJ sneezed, what was quite possibly the largest sneeze in history!! The poor girl standing on the corner was literally COVERED in JJ's slime! Her boyfriend just doubled over laughing hysterically at her misfortune. He didn't even try to help her, while she stood there on the corner, without a clue about what to do. I caught the entire thing in the rear-view mirror and laughed hysterically, myself. I had to pull over, I was laughing soo hard. I probably should have stopped to check on the poor girl, but I just couldn't help myself.
Soo blasted funny...
i love your dog! i miss your dog!
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